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Behold: he is thinking about bananas
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📖 MONKEY FACTS OF THE DAY 📖
- ★ FUN FACT ★ The "monkey" pictured above is not a monkey at all. He is a chimpanzee, which is an APE (no tail. look. go look). The webmaster has been informed and does not care.
- Monkeys are smarter than you (probably).
- A group of monkeys is called a troop. A group of webmasters is called unemployed.
- This monkey has seen things. Look at his eyes. He knows.
- Bananas are 75% water. The other 25% is pure monkey fuel.
- You have been on this page for 0 seconds. The monkey appreciates your loyalty.
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